Thursday, February 24, 2011

Can The Cardinals Compete?

Predictably, most of the planet is ready to slam the door on the Cardinals season. Yes the Adam Wainwright injury is a serious blow, but it was only a few short years ago the Redbirds won the World Series with the following collection of starting pitchers:
  • Chris Carpenter, 15-8, 3.09
  • Jason Marquis, 14-16, 6.02 (How the hell did he win 14 games?)
  • Jeff Suppan, 12-7, 4.12
  • Mark Mulder, 6-7, 7.14 (Nice effort, Mark.)
  • Anthony Reyes, 5-8, 5.06
  • Jeff Weaver, 5-4, 5.18
  • Sidney Ponson, 4-4, 5.24 (Are you kidding me?)

Will it be difficult for the Cards to compete this year? You bet. The NL Central is an improved division. However, the best player in baseball still wears Cardinal red, as do a Hall of Fame manager and a Hall of Fame pitching coach. The revamped staff still includes Carpenter, Jaime Garcia, and Jake Westbrook, so don't write this team off just yet.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

March Madness In February

With just a few games to go, will our beloved Illini make the NCAA tournament? Let's take a quick look at their resume.

As of this post, Illinois is 17-9, 7-6 in the Big Ten. Current RPI (http://www.realtimerpi.com/) is 38, and current strength of schedule is 20. Quality wins include North Carolina, Wisconsin, Michigan State, and Minnesota. Bad losses include UIC (beyond terrible), Indiana, and Northwestern.

Illinois' final games are at Michigan State, at Ohio State, vs. Iowa, at Purdue, and vs. Indiana. I'll say they go 2-3, ending the season at 19-12, 9-9. One Big Ten tournament victory would get the Illini to the magic 20-win mark, which should be good enough for a trip to the "Big Dance."

If I'm wrong and Illinois misses the tournament again this year, they can chalk it up to the UIC loss. UIC is 6-21 with an RPI of 285.

There is simply no excuse for losing that game.

Labor Schmabor

Just in case the NFL contract fight isn't entertaining enough for you, guess what's right around the corner...

On June 30th, the NBA's collective bargaining agreement expires.

Thank God for baseball!

Thursday, February 17, 2011

More Pujols Rumors

The last few days have given us some of the worst sports reporting in recent memory. Here are a few Albert Pujols rumors that I haven't heard or read, but they're not much worse than what the so-called experts are cranking out:
  • Pujols to run for President, names Bo Hart running mate
  • Pujols to play Gollum in "The Hobbit"
  • Pujols to counsel Miguel Cabrera on the dangers of alcohol
  • Pujols announces concert dates with Justin Bieber
  • Pujols signs to play QB for Washington Redskins; Mike Shanahan questions his conditioning
  • Pujols wants to replace Steve Carell on "The Office"
  • Pujols calls spelling of last name "confusing"
  • Pujols joins Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly on "Bold Fresh Tour"
  • Pujols texts racy photos to Brett Favre
  • Pujols doubts Warren Report findings
  • Pujols dies hair, admits "blondes have more fun"
  • Pujols receives crank call, doesn't have Prince Albert in a can

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Pujols On The Move?

And just like that, the baseball universe is ready to say that Albert Pujols is leaving St. Louis.

In case you missed it, the Pujols "deadline" has come and gone. In spite of what some news organizations are reporting, contract talks between the Cardinals and Pujols haven't ended. The talks have simply been postponed until after the season, per Albert's request.

Don't take my word for it. Here's what Pujols' agent had to say earlier today:

"The expiration of today's deadline does not eliminate the possibility of Albert returning to the Cardinals in 2012, but simply delays negotiations until the conclusion of the Cardinals' season."

Will he re-sign with the Cards? Who the hell knows? However, I think it's just as likely as any other scenario, including a move to the Bronx.

Don't burn those #5 jerseys just yet Cardinal fans.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Junior Returns

According to ESPN, the Seattle Mariners have hired Ken Griffey Jr. as a special consultant. Maybe he'll teach the M's youngsters how to nap during ballgames.

In all seriousness, it's good to see Junior returning to Seattle as something other than a washed up player, which is exactly what he was in 2009 and 2010.